125 Funny Poem or Rhyme for a Pregnancy Reveal

Finding out you’re pregnant and getting ready to share the exhilarating news is an unforgettable experience!

As you plan your creative pregnancy reveal to family and friends, adding a playful spin always amps up the fun.

What better way to jazz up those social media posts, shower invitations, or text messages than with a silly pregnancy poem or rhyme?

Whether you’re looking for pure humor or special sweetness, nothing says “new baby on the way!” quite like a witty verse made just for this occasion.

To spark your creative spirit and funny bone, I’ve put together 125 hilarious, giggle-worthy rhyme ideas suitable for fun ways to tell family you’re pregnant.

So embrace this magical moment with lots of lightheartedness and laughter!

Add a dose of humor as you celebrate this milestone with these punny rhymes made for moms, dads, and babies-to-be.

Get ready for smiles all around!

1. Buns in the oven, we’re not bluffin’, going to be parents, this tummy’s not muffin!
2. We started out two, soon we’ll be three, oh what a joy this is going to be!
3. Surprise, surprise, there’s a baby in my insides!
4. We’re pregnant and it’s going to be epic, but this belly is making me look more hippy!
5. Roses are red, violets are blue, we’re having a baby, surprise it’s true!
6. Our family is growing by more than a few, get ready for baby, we can’t wait for you!
7. Momma’s got a baby in her tum, daddy better get ready, this kid sure can drum!
8. We’re expecting a cutie, with ten tiny toes, get ready for midnight feeds and cute baby clothes!
9. There’s a bun in the oven, and it’s not a muffin, we’re having a baby, and this tummy sure is puffin’!
10. Surprise! There’s a baby on the way, get ready for diaper changes night and day!
11. Mommy ate a baby seed, then her belly started to grow, our family’s getting bigger, adding one more little toe!
12. Our news is out of the bag, we’re adding one more little swag! Get ready for baby and no more lags!
13. Roses are red, booties are blue, we’re having a baby, and it’s coming soon to you!
14. Bubble and squeak, rattle and roll, there’s a baby in mummy’s bowl!
15. Our family’s exploding, no it’s not gas – there’s a cute little baby growing up fast!
16. Mommy’s got a bun cooking nice and neat, Daddy better be ready for tiny feet!
17. We’re expecting a baby, yes it’s true! Get ready family, we’ll be going from two to a cute little crew!
18. There’s a baby on board this train called life, be prepared for chaos but oh so much joy!
19. Up the duff and feeling rough, but we can’t wait to meet our little fluff!
20. Mommy’s got a baby, her belly’sinflated, Daddy’s on diaper duty, he sure seems elated!
21. Roses are red, violets are pink, we’re having a baby, I think I’ll puke in the sink!
22. Baby on board, this tummy’s outgrown all shorts, get ready for tears, joy and reports!
23. There’s a bun in our oven, we’re baking a kid, be prepared family for feet you’ll be rid!
24. Mummy’s feeling queasy, daddy looks nervous, we’re having a baby let’s make some noise – on purpose!
25. The family tree’s now growing a tiny seed, get ready everyone for a cute baby in need!
26. We kept this secret locked inside, get ready for a baby bump ride!
27. A little cutie’s on the way, mom’s tummy gets bigger everyday!
28. There must be something in the water, we’re having a cute baby daughter!
29. Our household is expanding by one tiny tot, get ready for bouncing and baby bottles hot!
30. Roses are red, diapers get dirty, we’re adding a baby so we must hurry!
31. Momma’s eating all sorts of things, pickles, ice cream- what this baby brings!
32. There’s a bun in the oven we forgot to take out, looks like baby’s coming, no doubt!
33. Our news will make you shout with glee, a tiny new member’s joining our family tree!
34. The stork is flying bringing a special delivery, get ready to meet our cute little baby!
35. No more wine and cheese for mommy now, it’s all about rattles and figuring out how!
36. We’re expecting a sweet little peach, who will forever be out of mom’s reach!
37. There’s a baby snoozing inside momma bear, daddy’s nervous but excited we swear!
38. Up the spout and down the drain, here comes baby and all things insane!
39. There’s a bun baking inside momma’s oven, it smells adorable like baby heaven!
40. Momma’s got a bun that she likes to cradle, daddy’s running to store for bottles stable!
41. This family tree’s now sprouting a brand new bud, can’t wait to meet our sweetheart, this little stud!
42. Hide the junk food, lock up the sweets, baby’s coming for tiny hands and feet!
43. Twinkle twinkle cute little star, you’re not aware you soon will be, our precious baby from afar!
44. The family farm’s expanding by four tiny hooves, we can’t wait to meet, here comes baby – let’s move!
45. Mama’s tummy resembles a whale right now, daddy looks nervous, we wonder how!
46. There’s a little tadpole swimming inside mom’s lake, we feel so blessed our family will drastically shake!
47. Momma’s feeling tired and green as can be, this little sprout is causing such glee!
48. Up and down, all around, momma’s eating everything she found!
49. Momma’s singing twinkle twinkle to her belly, as baby bops along making all things silly!
50. Surprise surprise, open your eyes, baby will be here before the fireflies!
51. There’s a bun in the oven, we’re baking a kid, be prepared grandparents for tiny feet that slid!
52. We’re expecting a baby, yes it’s true! Room for one more in this family crew!
53. The family tree needs one more branch, get ready baby for uncle’s silly dance!
54. Bubble bubble, daddy’s in trouble! There’s a cute baby who will make him hustle!
55. Beam me up Scotty, there’s a baby onboard! This tummy has an intergalactic reward!
56. Up and up this belly grows, down below are cute little toes!
57. Mommy feels nauseous daddy looks pale, good thing it’s not the twins tale!
58. Momma’s feeling bloated, daddy looks flabby, baby’s on the way no maybe!
59. Our news will make grandparents cry with joy! Get ready to meet our baby girl or boy!
60. Roses are red, violets are pink, we’re having a baby I think I’ll have a drink!
61. Little shoes pitter patter, little hands that scatter, baby’s on the way no maybe!
62. Pop goes the belly as baby makes some room, get ready family for this cute little bloom!
63. There’s a little peach causing mama lack of sleep! Daddy looks nervous as we feel the move beneath!
64. Up and up this belly stretches wide, as baby makes themselves all snug inside!
65. Twinkle twinkle cute little star, you’ll soon be rocking inside the car!
66. Mommy’s feeling tired, daddy looks stressed, don’t worry family our baby’s the best!
67. Looks like mom and dad have some serious baking to do, this bun in the oven is almost due!
68. Seems we got the baby recipe just right, get ready grandparents for hugs so tight!
69. Ten little fingers, ten little toes, get ready loved ones for baby clothes!
70. Surprise surprise open those eyes, a precious new baby will soon arrive!
71. Up and up this tummy rises every hour, baby’s almost here with toes that will flower!
72. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, get ready family for loud baby sittings!
73. Bubble bubble we’re in trouble, when baby comes no more Netflix binge double!
74. Goodbye wine, hello peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! Baby’s almost here, better practice your dodges!
75. Looks like someone’s got themselves in a motherly pickle – surprise family new baby will make hearts tickle!
76. Roses are red, booties are blue, we’re having a baby, surprise it’s true!
77. Mommy’s feeling queasy, daddy looks nervous, we’re having a baby let’s make some noise – on purpose!
78. There’s a little tadpole swimming inside mom’s lake, we feel so blessed our family will drastically shake!
79. Hide your glass, hide your wine, baby’s on the way, right on time!
80. Twinkle twinkle little star, get ready grandparents for a trip to the car!
81. Up and up this belly grows, are those tiny fingers or tiny toes?
82. Surprise surprise open those eyes, a precious new baby will soon arrive!
83. Ten little fingers, ten little toes, get ready family for baby clothes!
84. Goodbye margaritas, hello baby sweet peas, our little bundle will bring us to our knees!
85. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, get ready grandparents for very loud sittings!
86. Seems we got the baby recipe just right, get ready family for snuggles so tight!
87. Mommy’s eating pickles and ice cream, this baby’s going to keep us on our toes it seems!
88. Pop goes the belly as baby makes some room, get ready grandparents here comes baby bloom!
89. Momma’s feeling green, daddy looks stressed, don’t worry family our baby’s the best!
90. Bubble bubble we’re in trouble, when baby comes no more late night Scrabble!
91. Beam me up Scotty, there’s a baby on board! This tummy has an intergalactic reward!
92. Goodbye sleeping in, hello 3 a.m. feeds, we’re having a baby, it’s time to stock up on diaper needs!
93. Roses are red, violets are pink, surprise family, we’re adding another link!
94. Ten little fingers, ten little toes, someone notify the grandparents in case anyone dozes!
95. Pop pop fizz fizz, oh what news is this? We’re having a baby, we could barely resist!
96. Looks like someone’s got themselves in a motherly pickle – surprise grandparents, new baby will make hearts tickle!
97. Mommy’s singing twinkle twinkle to her belly, as baby bops along making all things silly!
98. We kept this secret locked up tight, get ready for baby bump ride day and night!
99. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, say bye bye to date nights, hello loud baby sittings!
100. Surprise, surprise, open those eyes, a precious new baby will soon arrive!
101. Roses are red, violets are blue, there’s a baby coming, and it looks like you!
102. We baked a bun in the baby bakery, soon our family will no longer be three!
103. Pop pop pops the belly, baby’s on the way! Stock up on diapers, it’s going to be a messy day!
104. The family tree is sprouting a brand new bud, surprise grandparents for this cute little stud!
105. Hide your glass, hide your wine, a cute little baby will arrive right on time!
106. Drink up your vino, finish that brew, baby’s almost here and wants to meet you!
107. A little monkey’s swinging inside mama’s belly, being silly and making everything smelly!
108. Mommy’s tummy resembles a whale right now, daddy looks nervous, we wonder how!
109. Pop pop baby in the oven, almost time to push this button!
110. Twinkle twinkle cute little star, you’re not aware you’ll soon be sitting in the car!
111. Raindrops on roses and milk on kittens, wave goodbye to date nights and peaceful sittings!
112. Up and up, this belly rises every hour, baby will be here soon with toes that flower!
113. Seems we followed the baby recipe just right, get ready grandparents for cuddles so tight!
114. Ten little fingers and ten little toes, someone notify the family before anyone dozes!
115. Pop pop fizz fizz, oh what news is this? We’re adding a baby to our family bliss!
116. Little shoes pitter patter, little hands that scatter, baby’s on the way on time, no scatter!
117. Bye bye wine, hello peanut butter and jelly, baby’s almost here, we’re no longer smelly!
118. Twinkle twinkle cute little eyes, get ready soon for noisy cries!
119. Raindrops on roses and whispers on kittens, say bye to date nights and peaceful sittings!
120. Pop goes the belly as baby makes room, get ready grandparents here comes baby bloom!
121. Seems we got the baby recipe just right, get ready family for cuddles so tight!
122. We baked a bun in the baby bakery, soon our family will no longer be three!
123. Little monkey swinging from a tree, get ready grandparents this baby makes three!
124. Ten squishy toes and ten tiny fingers, someone notify family before anyone lingers!
125. Hide your wine and hide your beer, a cute little baby will soon be here!

In this post, we provided 125 hilarious and clever poems and rhymes to use for announcing a pregnancy.

Ranging from lighthearted to sarcastic to over-the-top, these reveal ideas add a touch of humor and fun to sharing the big news.

Telling loved ones that you have a baby on the way is a joyful, emotional moment. While some prefer sentimental announcements, others enjoy the chance to break the news with a bit of laughter and personality.

We covered funny rhymes for reveals to partners, grandparents, siblings, coworkers and more.

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Having a baby is both a magical and challenging journey, so a chance to spread smiles along the way is always welcome.